Philosopher Roll Call
Pythagoras: Half man, Half triangle Euclid: Half man, Half "that which has no part" Socrates: Half man, Half Plato Plato: Half man, Half εἶδος Aristotle: Half man, Half golden mean (see what I did there?) Zeno of Elea: Half man, quarter man...
Anselm: Half "Greater than which nothing can be imagined", Half wtf? Augustine: Half man, Half pear tree Aquinas: Half Aristotle, Half Jesus Bacon: Half man, Half organon Montaigne: Half man, Half blogger
Descartes: Half man, Half daemon Galileo: Half man, Half machine Pascal: Half man, half beak of the parrot Leibniz: Half calculus, Half monad Newton: Half calculus, Half mercury Hume: All man, All Scot
Kant: Half categories, Half imperative Hegel(1): Half thesis, Half antithesis Hegel(2): Half man, Half GEIST!!!!!! Marx: Half man, Half beard Heidigger: Half man, Half inscrutability Neiztsche: Half uber, Half mensch, ALL 'STACHE (h/t Jack Hunt) Sartre: Half man, Half Beauvoir Camus: Half stranger, Half cigarette Singer: Half man, Half baby killer Sanger: half woman, half baby killer (h/t Dianne Cowan)